Mike. 31. Editor in Wisconsin. Lover of animals, space and science.
Way cooler online.
You know something? Cats just get it… they intrinsically know that if you get overwhelmed you should just pass out in a sunbeam in the middle of the floor because that’s how it be sometimes
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Girls don’t want boys. Girls want to glide down ladders in their own private library while their red cloak flutters behind them, owning swords and many chocolates, with fast WiFi at all times.
Yes
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what are these “shower thoughts” everybody’s talking about, i dont think about anything in the shower, my mind is completely blank as i douse my body in scalding hot water and stare at a wall
engineer 1: we need a name for the front of the plane where the pilots sit
engineer 2: dick hole
engineer 1: hmm…almost
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this image has to be infused with some sort of dark magic, it’s the only explenation
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some of you have never treated a cat with enough love and kindness to experience their adoration and trust and it shows
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the fucking slapping noise is incredible
This is unsettling.
1-800-R-U-SLAPPIN
A round of applause
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Y'all ever just…. Try to do basic math in your head and your brain blue screens?
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